Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
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There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
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In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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