I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
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I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
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I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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