And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Randomize
