All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Randomize