I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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