Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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