I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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