Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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