Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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