Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
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Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
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Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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