We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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