his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
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I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
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I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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