totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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