As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Randomize
