it wasn't lemon gatorade
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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