Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
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Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
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Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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