i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
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it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
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Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
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if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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