did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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