pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
im on a boat
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