Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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