My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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