I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
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Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
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I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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