another moral hangover. fuck.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
