how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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