Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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