i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Michael Bay diarrhea
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
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