Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
Randomize