I must be too annoying 4 u.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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