yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
