help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
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So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
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He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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