God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
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The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
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Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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