he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
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