i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
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I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
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At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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