Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
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knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
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Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
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