More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
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in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
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We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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