i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
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hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
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Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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