Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
His nipple licking is glorious
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