Having a random hookup so left but love u
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
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Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
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So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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