Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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