Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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