the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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