Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
Randomize
