next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
