Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
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I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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