Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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