just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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