You can't motorboat a personality
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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