STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
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Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
It's never too late to be topless.
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I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize