Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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