Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
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screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
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AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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