so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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