i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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