That's when you crack a 10am beer
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
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How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
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My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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