we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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