We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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