just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
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You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
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I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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