You surviving the open bar?
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I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
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I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
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Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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