I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Who died my cat blue again?
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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